Pizza Bagels
Pizza in the morning, pizza in the evening, pizza at supper time. When pizza's on a bagel, you can eat pizza anytime. Yeah, maybe if you still live with your mom.
I, for one, do not live with my mom anymore. I live with my girlfriend, and she doesn't care when I eat pizza, whether it's on a bagel or not. I can eat pizza whenever I like. I just don't like eating pizza in the morning. It ruins the anticipation of waiting to eat pizza for lunch.
This is the cheesiest slogan ever. Who actually watches this commercial and thinks, "Wow, I can eat pizza in the morning now that it's on a bagel." Since this commercial usually plays during the day, the only people that see it are stoner bums that don't have a job and eat pizza in the morning anyway.

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