Universal Health Care Is a Bad Idea

Universal health care will just create more idiots. How?, you ask. Follow me through the rabbit hole and I will show you.

I had health care growing up. I knew that if I fell out of a tree, landed upside-down jumping my bike, or broke my ankle skateboarding, my parents would bring me to the doctor and everything would be alright.

 

Once I got out on my own and had no insurance, I started listening to that little voice in my head that said "this is a bad idea", because I knew if I got hurt, I would have to pay for it. But, I have a good job now, and health care once again. Now I tell that voice "shut the fuck up, we've got health insurance" and the voice says "oh, well, then go for the double backflip, if you don't make it, you'll probably land in the pool."

That's why universal health care is a bad idea! 

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