Guitar Hero
Guitar Hero is just a mix of shitty products from the 80's. They took Simon and the Keytar and mixed them into one glorious steaming pile of crap. Simon ws cool for about half an hour, and the Keytar was never cool. The Keytar was just a way for losers that played the piano to sidle their way into rock bands. Mix them together, put the buttons on the screen for people, and you've got a guitar any idiot can play.
I can just picture the brainstorming session now...
Video Game CEO: "We've run out of ideas for video games. One of you jackasses better come up with something quick or you're all fired."
Idiot #1: "It's been about 20 years since the 80's have been around. Most people have forgotten about them, maybe we can get some ideas there"
Video Game CEO: "Alright, what was cool in the 80's?"
Idiot #2: "Well, there was Simon. Remember Simon, you had to match the patterns?"
Idiot #1: "Yeah!, and the Keytar. The Keytar was GREAT!"
Idiot #3: "We could combine the two into something new and come up with a super awesome idea!"
Video Game CEO: "Okay, we'll combine the two and ..."
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