Rants
- Beaner's Coffee
- Carlos Mencia
- Celebrity Charity
- Dead Poet's Society
- Guitar Hero
- Homosexuality, A Choice
- Light Beer
- Michael Vick Arrested for Dog Fighting
- MPAA and RIAA
- Oranges
- Pizza Bagels
- Punk Rock
- Quit Your Bitching
- Sex Changes
- Subway
- The Snickers Commercial
- Universal Health Care Is a Bad Idea
- War on Drugs
- Women (Part 1 of Many)
- Wrong Number