The *BLEEPS*
It has recently come to my attention that someone (I have yet to discover who) is relaying messages through *BLEEPS* on television and radio. If you listen closely, many television shows and radio stations use *BLEEPS* as a means for Morse code. Those of you who know Morse code (I don't) may not recognize it at first. This is because the messages are encrypted. There are various encryption algorithms used, one of the simplest in this case is a simple reversal of dots and dashes, making it impossible to recognize to the naked ear.
This was a well thought out method, given that the shows that use innumerous expletives are generally watched by the least intelligent of the general public (i.e. Springer, Reality TV). This has probably been going on for years without notice.
A few possible culprits could be those stupid hippies that run Hollywood. This could be how they forward more of their hippie propaganda, but it is unlikely that they would come up with something so intelligent or that they would pass these messages in secret when they usually have some hippie agenda with each new movie or TV show.
Next on the list is the Bush administration. This is much more likely, not because his intelligence is much higher than the hippies in Hollywood (I voted for the guy, but let's face it, he's a moron, but still better than Kerry). This theory seems more viable to me because the Bush administration has put a stranglehold on media, allowing little to no vulgarity to make it to the airwaves without being replaced by a *Bleep*. Ingenious!
Keep a watchful eye (or ear in this case) for what is right in front of you. And for those of you who know Morse code, please pay extra attention and forward any decyphered messages to me.
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